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50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit

Monday, December 17, 2018

1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. 3. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs. 4. What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less. 5. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without…

All-male panel at debate on improving gender equality in the military

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Social media users have been left confused after a group promoting gender diversity in the military shared a photo of an all-male discussion panel. Women in Defence, a group founded by a female ex-army officer, hosted the panel to discuss what more could be done to ensure gender balance in the British armed forces. But pictures shared on social media show five male members of the panel in front of…

Andy Serkis reprises Gollum character to mock May’s Brexit plan 3 (Video)

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Actor Andy Serkis brought back his Lord of the Rings character Gollum in a parody poking fun at UK Prime Minister Theresa May’s Brexit plan. The clip started with an aide presenting Serkis, who is dressed as May, with a copy of the Brexit withdrawal agreement. Using Gollum’s renowned, growling voice, the performer refers to the document as his “precious” — a term the character uses in J. R. R.…

Aliens ‘may have travelled to Earth ALREADY – without us noticing’

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Aliens may have travelled to Earth already without us noticing, according to a NASA scientist. Silvano P Colombano, a computer scientist at NASA Ames Research Centre, says humans may not have even noticed the extraterrestrials arrival on earth due to the vastly different looks. Colombano says the aliens could have arrived to the planet in the form of something other than carbon-based organisms – meaning they would go undetected. In…

Russian causing tensions because it feels confused

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Commander-in-Chief of the Estonian Defence Forces (EDF) Gen. Riho Terras believes that the Russian Federation is stirring up tensions because it feels cornered and confused, and that such tensions could continue for the next couple of decades. Speaking to Daily Eesti Päevaleht (EPL), Gen. Terras, who is retiring soon, noted that countries bordering the Russian Federation in particular need to exercise vigilance. ”The biggest tensions can be found in Moldova,…

A blonde girl visits football game

Friday, November 30, 2018

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well,…

Simple ‘trick’ helps women have longer and better orgasms – but you’ll need one important item

Monday, November 19, 2018

Sex may seem pretty straightforward on the surface, but doing the deed can actually be pretty complicated. When you get down to it, you might soon discover that what works for you, doesn’t feel so good for your partner and vice versa. And when it comes to pleasing the ladies, recent research has shown that up to 40 percent of women have difficulty reaching climax, while for others the Big…

A man and God

Saturday, November 17, 2018

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”

Toddler has hilarious conversation on the phone with imaginary friend (Video)

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

This is the hilarious moment a toddler talks to an imaginary friend on the phone – filling them in with the latest salacious gossip. The youngster from Dublin was filmed talking into a landline phone by her dad, who posted it on the internet. The footage was shot in a hotel and since the beginning of the month has been viewed more than 26,000 times.        The toddler, Daisy Healy,…

Donald Trump stares at King of Morocco during Armistice event (Video)

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Donald Trump was caught on camera looked distinctly unimpressed with the king of Morocco after the monarch appeared to have dozed off at an Armistice day ceremony in France. In the clip, which was posted yesterday on discussion website Reddit and quickly went viral, King Mohammed VI of Morocco is seen with his eyes closed during French President Emmanuel Macron’s speech honouring those who died in the First World War. President Trump, who was seated…