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Russian causing tensions because it feels confused

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Commander-in-Chief of the Estonian Defence Forces (EDF) Gen. Riho Terras believes that the Russian Federation is stirring up tensions because it feels cornered and confused, and that such tensions could continue for the next couple of decades. Speaking to Daily Eesti Päevaleht (EPL), Gen. Terras, who is retiring soon, noted that countries bordering the Russian Federation in particular need to exercise vigilance. ”The biggest tensions can be found in Moldova,…

A blonde girl visits football game

Friday, November 30, 2018

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well,…

Simple ‘trick’ helps women have longer and better orgasms – but you’ll need one important item

Monday, November 19, 2018

Sex may seem pretty straightforward on the surface, but doing the deed can actually be pretty complicated. When you get down to it, you might soon discover that what works for you, doesn’t feel so good for your partner and vice versa. And when it comes to pleasing the ladies, recent research has shown that up to 40 percent of women have difficulty reaching climax, while for others the Big…

A man and God

Saturday, November 17, 2018

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”

Toddler has hilarious conversation on the phone with imaginary friend (Video)

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

This is the hilarious moment a toddler talks to an imaginary friend on the phone – filling them in with the latest salacious gossip. The youngster from Dublin was filmed talking into a landline phone by her dad, who posted it on the internet. The footage was shot in a hotel and since the beginning of the month has been viewed more than 26,000 times.        The toddler, Daisy Healy,…

Donald Trump stares at King of Morocco during Armistice event (Video)

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Donald Trump was caught on camera looked distinctly unimpressed with the king of Morocco after the monarch appeared to have dozed off at an Armistice day ceremony in France. In the clip, which was posted yesterday on discussion website Reddit and quickly went viral, King Mohammed VI of Morocco is seen with his eyes closed during French President Emmanuel Macron’s speech honouring those who died in the First World War. President Trump, who was seated…

Dutchman Emile Ratelband, 69, asks Netherlands court to change his age to 49

Saturday, November 10, 2018

Dutchman Emile Ratelband is taking legal action to lower his age by 20 years in a move he says will push back against age discrimination and boost his dating prospects. The 69-year-old Dutch TV personality and self-styled positivity guru has asked a court in the Netherlands to approve his request for a new birthday that officially would make him 49. Mr Ratelband says his legal appeal is consistent with other…

Oumuamua: Mysterious interstellar asteroid ‘could be giant artificial solar sail sent by aliens looking for life’

Monday, November 5, 2018

The first ever interstellar object in the solar system might be an artificial light sail sent to look for signs of life, it’s claimed. In a study released on Thursday, astronomers at the Harvard Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics published their observations of an interstellar object known as ‘Oumuamua’. According to the scientists, the rock – which is the first observed to enter our star system from another – received an…

Woman, 33, earns £100,000 a year selling her unwashed socks and trainers

Saturday, November 3, 2018

A foot fetish model revealed she earns almost £100,000 a year selling used socks and trainers – that she buys for just a couple of pounds. After someone complemented her on the ‘beauty’ of her feet, Roxy Sykes, 33, realised she could break her way into the foot fetish industry. The property investor decided to set up an Instagram page to see how true the interest in her feet was,…

Fed-up waiters slam cake into rude diners’ faces – and their bosses refuse to punish them

Friday, November 2, 2018

Waiters at a restaurant in Ukraine who had reportedly grown tired of two diners’ rudeness slammed cake into their faces – and the amusing incident was caught on camera. Footage, filmed and posted online by an eyewitness, shows the pair of waiters arguing with two woman sitting at a table at Guramma Italiana restaurant in Kiev. One of the woman can reportedly be heard saying: “Why the f*** would I…