Posts published in Humour

In my past life, I think I was a cat

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

I don’t like to travel. To me, getting on a plane and traveling to a new place is what I imagine it’s like for my cat in her carrier when going to the vet. It’s full of stress. (Except maybe I don’t hiss as much.) I like my routine. I could eat the same thing every day. My cat eats the same kibble every single day, no complaints. I can…

Sorry, today is Sunday!

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Last year, a hijacked Ethiopian Airlines plane flew unescorted through Swiss airspace before landing at Geneva. The Swiss air force failed to scramble because the incident took place on a Sunday, and its combat aircraft are available only during office hours on weekdays. talkingeasy.com

A blonde in a store

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.” The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly…