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Shocking video: Lithuania may not worry about its safety

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Lithuania may not worry about its safety when SUCH people defend it! Lithuanian Defence Minister Raimundas Karoblis recently told Defence News that “the deployment of the enhanced forward presence, or EFP, battalions in Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia have significantly reduced the risk of military conflict in the Baltic region.” It is known that Belgian troops are part of NATO enhanced Forward Presence Battlegroup Lithuania. But their preparedness to defend this…

The unexpected secrets of laughter

Saturday, January 26, 2019

US President Donald Trump was greeted with laughter in September when he told the UN that he had accomplished more than “almost any administration” in his country’s history. Mr Trump admitted that he “didn’t expect” that reaction – but that it was “just fine”. It was one example of the many reasons people laugh – and most of them are not because somebody is being particularly funny. Laughter is primarily a form…

The Robot

Monday, January 7, 2019

In the not to distant future a dad buys a ROBOT at a discount. The robot interface glitches and slaps the people who lie. (AT DINNER) DAD: Son,How’s school? SON: Great! We learned many things. ROBOT slapped SON SON: Ok,I went to the movies. DAD: What did you watch? SON: Toy Story 2 ROBOT slapped SON again SON: Ok, a rated R movie. DAD: I never watched movies like that.…

Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

Friday, January 4, 2019

You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil’s pets. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “Stay still.” Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint. The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, “Step right up and give it whirl!” You’d rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.…