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Brexit: hard decision

Monday, September 24, 2018

“‘In and out’, it’s a very hard decision. It’s like the other day, my flatmate was making me a peppermint tea, and he said ‘would you like bag leaving in, or taken out?’ If you leave the bag in, on the whole the cup of tea itself will get stronger, and it might appear that the bag is getting weaker, but it’s now part of a stronger cup of tea.…

Woman slammed for staging ‘ridiculous’ business class photo on plane to get Instagram likes

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Instagram influencer Harimao Lee has been called out over a photo she shared from a recent trip to Rome. While many may grimace at the term ‘influencer’ , there’s no doubt that people will go to extraordinary lengths to get the perfect pic for social media. From buying props to travelling across the world, those who want to increase their following will do just about anything for the ‘gram. Recently…

This is what happens to your penis when you take Viagra – minute by minute

Monday, September 17, 2018

Unsurprisingly, erectile dysfunction tends to not pop up regularly in conversation. After all, impotence can strike at the heart of even the strongest relationship . It’s understandable there’s a reticence to go on record and talk about personal experiences of it. Yet it’s more common than we think. More than half of men aged 40-70 have experienced Erectile Dysfunction, a vast percentage of which will turn to that infamous blue…

A good excuse

Thursday, September 13, 2018

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go.” The guy thinks…

Clever 3D optical illusion t-shirt makes it look like you’ve got bigger boobs – and it’s selling fast

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Lots of women will admit wishing they had bigger boobs, and padded and push-up bras are a staple part of many underwear drawers. Some women are so unhappy with their shape or size they spend thousands of pounds and go under the knife to achieve exactly what they want. But a clever new t-shirt could be the easier way to a bigger chest – and it’s all thanks to a…

Father and son

Monday, September 10, 2018

Bob was 16 and finally got hold of his driver’s license. In order to celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car to enjoy his first official drive. However, dad went to the back seat, where he sat right behind his boy. When Bob saw his dad he said “Dad, you must be fed up of the front seat after teaching…

Man’s penis stung by stingray while swimming in the sea – and creature is still attached when help arrives

Friday, September 7, 2018

A man was left in agony after his penis was stung by a stingray when he was swimming in the sea. The man was left rolling around on the sand in pain after the animal’s barb hooked onto his genitals. When he crawled back onto the beach in Sanya in China’s Hainan province, the stingray was still attached. The man was visiting the area as a tourist and enjoying the…

Lion climbs through car full of tourists weeks after woman mauled at same safari park

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

A safari park lion jumps into a car packed full of tourists – weks after a woman was attacked at the same site. Despite the threat the big cat poses, he is untethered and can freely walk up to the open sided buggy. The shocking incident happened in the same zoo where another animal bit a woman’s arm. The lion – called Filya – looked like it wanted to take…

Waitress serves up beers completely naked – and customers’ reactions are absolutely brilliant

Thursday, August 16, 2018

Shannon decided against the bar’s normal uniform, and decided to go for her own unique look instead When customers at Lee’s Landing Docking Bar in Maryland popped in for a cheeky afternoon drink, they were just expecting a nice relaxing afternoon and a few laughs with their pals. But when they arrived they were greeted by something a big odd – a naked waitress. Instead of clothes, Shannon was serving…