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Brexit Joke

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

What did Britian say to it’s trading partners? See EU later.  

Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding condoms exist – and you get so many for £10

Monday, May 21, 2018

If one is looking for a slightly naughtier way to celebrate the royal wedding then we’ve found a great souvenir for the friskier royalists out there. The ideal gift for your Prince Charming, these Royal Wedding condoms are definitely one of the more imaginative, ruder, Royal Wedding memorabilia available. ‘Crown Jewels Heritage Condoms ‘ exist and they are only £10 for 80 condoms , which working out at 12.5p a…

Comments on Internet

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Think the comments on Internet posts are tough? See what happened when the Washington Post asked its readers to write intentionally angry letters to actual headlines: Headline: 20,000 Pound Pavement to Help Homeless Response: “Are you people idiots? What the homeless need are homes, not ten tons of additional pavement!”

Most polite pet in the world? Cat climbs on bin and KNOCKS on door to be let in

Monday, May 14, 2018

This cat might just be the most polite pet in the world… A driver was left stunned when he saw the ginger moggy climb up a dustbin and use its paw to lift the door knocker – as if asking to be allowed inside the house. Motorist Dan Richardson spotted the ingenious feline outside a house in Bootle, Merseyside. The 26-year-old told the Liverpool Echo said he had pulled over…

‘Drunk’ woman interrupts breakdancing street performers and steals the show with series of incredible backflips

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

This is the amazing moment a ‘drunk’ woman interrupted a group of breakdancing street performers – and stole the show with a series of incredible backflips. The hilarious scenes were captured on mobile phone on a street in Pattaya, Thailand, which begins with a group of men showing off their moves in the street. After a few performances, the woman staggers into the middle of the watching crowd to showcase…

Divorced Barbie

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” In a condescending manner, she says, “Which Barbie?” She continues, “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball…

How were people born?

Friday, May 4, 2018

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”…

False friends – Macron calls Australian PM’s wife ‘delicious’

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

French President Emmanuel Macron has inspired a mixture of laughter and confusion during his visit to Australia after describing the wife of the Australian Prime Minister as “delicious”. Unsurprisingly the comment has attracted some attention…and giggles.    And unfortunately for the French President, who is currently visiting Australia, it was said in front of a crowd of reporters as he thanked the prime minister for his hospitality.     “I want…

New Hearing Aid

Friday, April 27, 2018

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”…